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Sonic Steam Armaments: Part 4 of ?: Duplex Shotgun by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam Armaments: Part 4 of ?: Duplex Shotgun :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 3 2 Sticks X Dave by IWasATennageDilbert Sticks X Dave :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 40 8 Subject 10 (returning the favor pic) by IWasATennageDilbert Subject 10 (returning the favor pic) :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 6 1 Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 3 of ?: Quad Pistol by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 3 of ?: Quad Pistol :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 1 0 Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 2 of ?: Civilian Rifle by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 2 of ?: Civilian Rifle :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 2 0 Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 1 of ?: Your Pistol by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam Arnements: Part 1 of ?: Your Pistol :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 1 0 Sonic Steam: Interspecies Co-operation by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam: Interspecies Co-operation :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 3 0
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Sonic Steam: Chapter 2: The Birth of Speed
*Disclaimer: Do not read unless you have previously read Chapter 1*
You are too shocked by the news Sonic just gave you to speak. You just stand there staring at the poster. The picture of you is nigh on perfect that it almost looks like a photograph. The caption reads, “Wanted: Dead, Gender: Male, Name: Unknown, Species: (A stain of blood & oil has rendered this info to be illegible, must have been made this way from the scuffle.) Reward $400,000. Crime: Theft & Murder, Special conditions: Leave the right hand intact. Poster: SteamTek Inc. Claim instructions: Turn in the right hand of the offender as well as any and all strange looking pistols the offender might own to the nearest SteamTek representative or robot.”
Sonic: “Amy & Tails need to see this.”
You: “Y… ye… yes…”
Sonic: (Kneels down and tells you to your face with a look of concern) “I know this is a lot to take in, but we’re not safe here. Not for
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Sonic Steam: Map of the City of Moreau by IWasATennageDilbert Sonic Steam: Map of the City of Moreau :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 0 0
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Sonic Steam: Chapter 1: A Very Bad Deal
This is the Planet Mobius, the time is 1,891 years after the invention of cold hard steel, and 150 years prior to the beginning of this story in the year 1,741 the primary fuel source for the entire world was coal, but then 1 year after that in 1,742 a new fuel source was discovered, a mysterious red powder whose exact properties are still being examined by scientists to this very day. What is known about this powder is that it is capable of doing so much more then coal ever could, when electrified, subjected to intense heat, liquefied, and said liquid evaporated and turned into a gas.
The general public has since taken to brand this new substance with the name of, “Bloodstone.” As do the scientists who hail it and the titans of the coal industry who were driven out of business by it. Their reasons are obvious to all.
Bloodstone revolutionized the world with its unique abilities, as a gas in a balloon it could lift far more than helium or hydrogen. Normal party balloons cou
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Posting Elaborate Fanfictions in A nutshell. by IWasATennageDilbert Posting Elaborate Fanfictions in A nutshell. :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 3 6
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WCom Sample 1 Shadrouge WG
Rouge's streak at pulling off amazing jewel heists, lately began to falter. She just returned to her apartment (with a elaborately decorated interior made from stolen jewels.) after a frankly disastrous heist. Not only did she fail to secure her prize she almost got caught by the police. Despite the fact that she was carrying nothing other than her usual gear, flying back to her hideout felt oddly more labor intensive than usual.
But Rouge did not have time to think about this for as soon as she entered through the moonlight window she left open before setting off on the heist she immediately walked over to the living room couch next to the kitchen and passed out asleep on to it from nothing more than sheer exhaustion.
The next morning, Rouge was still quite groggy as she could only think of, "making herself beautiful/ready" for the day. She took off her heist gear of the black rubber jumpsuit with white boots and class cutting tools, put on a pink bathrobe and promptly began to eat he
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My Fear of Posting Stamp by IWasATennageDilbert My Fear of Posting Stamp :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 29 9 The Red and Blu Scouts try to impress their idols by IWasATennageDilbert The Red and Blu Scouts try to impress their idols :iconiwasatennagedilbert:IWasATennageDilbert 2 0
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The Nexus: End of Flashback
Chapter 4 The boyfriend's perspective Part 3
Almost immediately after I met Nic the weasel, I ended up falling in love with her under circumstances that were as unusual as they were… for a lack of a better word, cheesy. She had only been in a few relationships before but they were all short lived, her job and her eating habits made sure of that. But I don’t mind her eating habits. Back when my legs were still broken she once asked me why I don’t mind. As if what she was really asking was, “Why do I like fat Girls?”
And the explanation I gave was as follows, ”Well, I guess there are multiple answers to that including a pretty ironic one which is the only one I’m going to explain; you see during my childhood everyone had there close group of friends and in my group I was the fat kid. I ate because I didn’t see what was wrong with enjoying myself. But at the time I was far too young and naïve to understand the consequences…
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chubbyneko280 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017
Hey i think you made your point to egg fuck (mark)
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IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017
Thank you. He's been an infestation. This has gone on for far too long and frankly I'm getting very sick of it.
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chubbyneko280 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017
I could tell
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IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2017
Why can't they just leave us alone?
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1Unicorn-on-the-cob Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Much obliged for the fave!
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AshleyWolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Boo. ^^
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AshleyWolf259 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How's it going? =P
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IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017
Uh... well enough... why do you ask?
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david41159 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017  Student Writer
HAPPY NEW YEAR!Snowman fella- Happy new year (Messages) 2 ( Numbers ) 0 ( Numbers ) 1 ( Numbers ) 7 ( Numbers )
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david41159 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Student Writer
Merry Christmas~!:merry christmas:
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IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016
and a (hopefully) happy new year
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Venatari Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016   Digital Artist
New Thanks Fave by Venatari  
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thanks for the fav
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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mistic-zeron Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the faves I see you found my folders ugh....
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IWasATennageDilbert Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016
and that's a bad thing because why?
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Thank you very much for the fav!! ^^ 
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Daiskida Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016
*holds up a sign* "Happy B-day"
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Thanks
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Isabella from AC: Thanks for the Fav by Nafyo    
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thnx 4 the fav^^
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Mariano954 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thx for adding my drawing
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thanks for all the favs :)
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